Is ‘oblivious’ on the checklist?

Facial hair, but not a full beard? Check.

Geeky personality? Check.

Hairy chest? Check.

Loves to read? Check.

Cries at soppy film endings? It’s my secret shame.

Gray hair? Check.

Glasses? For reading, anyway.

Passionate supporter of a sports team? Nope, that’s gotta be why I didn’t notice women throwing themselves at me when Marion and I were in England, nor do I see it now.

Via Ghost of a Flea.

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