{"id":1071,"date":"2014-06-15T16:41:34","date_gmt":"2014-06-15T22:41:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=1071"},"modified":"2014-06-15T16:41:34","modified_gmt":"2014-06-15T22:41:34","slug":"one-of-my-neighbors-is-an-asshole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=1071","title":{"rendered":"One of my neighbors is an asshole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our trash pickup normally comes on Friday mornings, so you usually see trash cans appearing outside garages on Thursday evening. The only time it changes occurs when we have a holiday during the week, which causes pickup to happen Saturday.<\/p>\n<p>I put my trash out this past week like I usually do. Friday, when I got home, my trashcan was still full, so I thought they hadn&#8217;t picked it up. I left it out, even though I couldn&#8217;t think of a holiday that would have caused the delay. Saturday evening, it was still full. This morning I realized that the trash in my trashcan wasn&#8217;t mine. Someone had come by after trash was picked up and dumped their trash into my can.<\/p>\n<p>I understand that they didn&#8217;t want their trash stinking up their garage for the next week, but I&#8217;m pissed they felt justified in stinking up mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our trash pickup normally comes on Friday mornings, so you usually see trash cans appearing outside garages on Thursday evening. The only time it changes occurs when we have a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-all-about-me","category-why"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1071"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1072,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1071\/revisions\/1072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}