{"id":1200,"date":"2015-03-12T17:31:41","date_gmt":"2015-03-12T23:31:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=1200"},"modified":"2015-03-12T17:32:41","modified_gmt":"2015-03-12T23:32:41","slug":"the-few-the-proud-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=1200","title":{"rendered":"The Few, the Proud, the &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Deaf?<br \/>\nDistracted?<br \/>\nDrugged?<\/p>\n<p>I ordered a pizza for lunch today &#8211; I had some errands to run, and thought it would be a good thing to take back to the office. It didn&#8217;t go as smoothly as I expected.<\/p>\n<p>Me:  Hi, I&#8217;d like to place a to-go order.<br \/>\nHim: Is that for pickup?<br \/>\nMe:  Yes.<br \/>\nHim: Your first name?<br \/>\nMe:  Steve.<br \/>\nHim: (something unintelligible, but certainly not &#8220;Steve&#8221;)?<br \/>\nMe:  No, Steve. S-T-E-V-E.<br \/>\nHim: Okay, what do you want?<br \/>\nMe:  A ten-inch Super Goomba.<br \/>\nHim: Super Goomba, okay. What size?<br \/>\nMe:  Ten-inch.<\/p>\n<p>Then he told me it would be ready in 15-20 minutes, and how much it would cost. I finished my errands and entered their door to the sound of their extremely loud bell.<\/p>\n<p>Him: Are you here to order or pick up?<br \/>\nMe:  Pick up.<br \/>\nHim: Pete?<br \/>\nMe:  No, Steve.<br \/>\nHim: Super Goomba?<br \/>\nMe:  That&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n<p>We then completed the transaction. If I didn&#8217;t like their food so much, I&#8217;d be tempted to go elsewhere. Then again, there is entertainment value.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deaf? Distracted? Drugged? I ordered a pizza for lunch today &#8211; I had some errands to run, and thought it would be a good thing to take back to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-activities","category-food-and-drink"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1200"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1203,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1200\/revisions\/1203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}