{"id":1342,"date":"2016-05-07T22:06:59","date_gmt":"2016-05-08T04:06:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=1342"},"modified":"2016-05-07T22:06:59","modified_gmt":"2016-05-08T04:06:59","slug":"yes-there-is-a-reason-im-linking-this-dave-barry-column","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=1342","title":{"rendered":"Yes, there is a reason I&#8217;m linking this Dave Barry column"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/living\/liv-columns-blogs\/dave-barry\/article1928847.html\">I just went through my second one yesterday<\/a>. No problems, thank goodness.<\/p>\n<p>In other health news, I&#8217;ve received a new CPAP that I&#8217;m calling &#8220;ET&#8221; because it phones home. I used it the night I got it, but the next night was the colonoscopy prep, and I didn&#8217;t really get any sleep then, so I had it unplugged. The next day, I received a phone call, a text, and an email saying that I needed to make sure it was turned on so it could upload my usage information.<\/p>\n<p>Next week I&#8217;m getting a <a href=\"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=1326\">three-month updated set of blood tests<\/a> done and scheduling a new sleep study. All of my medical procedures seem to be coming due at once.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just went through my second one yesterday. No problems, thank goodness. In other health news, I&#8217;ve received a new CPAP that I&#8217;m calling &#8220;ET&#8221; because it phones home. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,30,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-activities","category-fitness-health","category-its-all-about-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1343,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1342\/revisions\/1343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}