{"id":174,"date":"2007-06-13T06:41:21","date_gmt":"2007-06-13T12:41:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=174"},"modified":"2007-06-13T06:52:42","modified_gmt":"2007-06-13T12:52:42","slug":"fathers-day-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=174","title":{"rendered":"Father&#8217;s Day Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this advertisement in the paper the other day:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/__oneclick_uploads\/2007\/06\/irondad.JPG\" alt=\"Iron Dad newspaper advertisement\" \/><\/p>\n<p>More information (but not much) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rockymountainnews.com\/drmn\/flavor\/article\/0,2792,DRMN_26356_5583568,00.html\">here<\/a>. Despite what the ad says, a web search shows that it&#8217;s a nationwide thing &#8211; I presume that the &#8220;Benihana Broomfield only&#8221; is so that nobody calls the number listed wanting to do this in Pueblo or Grand Junction. Anyway, it sounds like a lot of fun to me. Then again, I do have a button that says, &#8220;Cooking is great! It&#8217;s a wonderful excuse to play with knives and fire.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At least, I used to have a button that said that &#8230; it appears to have gone astray, along with buttons that said, &#8220;Don&#8217;t just flirt, hit me with a clue-by-four&#8221; and &#8220;If the minimum weren&#8217;t good enough, it wouldn&#8217;t be the minimum.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I won&#8217;t be doing this. I&#8217;ve already had plans set up for Father&#8217;s Day, and asking to add this would be a little over the top.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this advertisement in the paper the other day: More information (but not much) here. Despite what the ad says, a web search shows that it&#8217;s a nationwide thing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-fun-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}