{"id":213,"date":"2007-07-26T07:45:18","date_gmt":"2007-07-26T13:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=213"},"modified":"2007-07-26T08:51:35","modified_gmt":"2007-07-26T14:51:35","slug":"be-afraid-be-very-afraid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=213","title":{"rendered":"Be afraid. Be very afraid."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone might get the idea of importing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.who-sucks.com\/food\/101-frightening-ice-cream-flavors-from-around-the-world\">these<\/a>. Most of them (alright, almost all of them) I have no desire to <em>ever<\/em> try, but there are a few I <em>may<\/em> be willing to try, such as the <a href=\"http:\/\/mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp\/photospecials\/graph\/060528icecream\/19.html\">Dracula Cool Garlic Mint<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Garlic is, after all, one of the major food groups.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone might get the idea of importing these. Most of them (alright, almost all of them) I have no desire to ever try, but there are a few I may [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","category-fun-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}