{"id":305,"date":"2007-11-08T07:45:51","date_gmt":"2007-11-08T13:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=305"},"modified":"2007-11-08T07:54:53","modified_gmt":"2007-11-08T13:54:53","slug":"so-there-i-was","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=305","title":{"rendered":"So there I was &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Asleep in bed, as one normally is at 1am when one must work in the morning, when I was awoken by a clatter. Butch, my cat, had apparently decided it was time to find a toy. From the sound, she was obviously not chasing a whiffle golf ball around the floor; she&#8217;d knocked something off a table or shelf. It sounded small and non-breakable, so I decided to ignore it until the morning.<\/p>\n<p>Then, at 4am, she started purring and kneading my neck. This is something she hasn&#8217;t done in years &#8211; I kept my bedroom door shut at all times for the last several years of Kiki&#8217;s (my other cat) life, because she had ruined the bedspread by using it as a litter box, among other things. When I replaced it, I banished the cats to prevent Kiki from ruining that one.<\/p>\n<p>I was surprised that Butch came into the bedroom. She really hadn&#8217;t done it at night since I started keeping the door open again &#8211; I presumed the noise of my CPAP running was keeping her out. Be that as it may, she wandered out after working on my neck a while.<\/p>\n<p>She came back in at 6am. So I got up and fed her, then went to the bathroom and discovered that the toy she found at 1am was my toothbrush. Now, I&#8217;m dressed and presumably ready for work, but I haven&#8217;t had a good night&#8217;s sleep, my eyes are burning, my mouth tastes foul, and I&#8217;ve got dance classes from 8 to 10 tonight that I&#8217;m not certain I&#8217;ll be awake for. I&#8217;ll pick up a new toothbrush on the way to work. I hadn&#8217;t planned on needing a new one for a few weeks.<\/p>\n<p>Anybody want a cat? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asleep in bed, as one normally is at 1am when one must work in the morning, when I was awoken by a clatter. Butch, my cat, had apparently decided it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-all-about-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}