{"id":318,"date":"2007-12-04T19:58:28","date_gmt":"2007-12-05T01:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=318"},"modified":"2007-12-04T19:58:28","modified_gmt":"2007-12-05T01:58:28","slug":"is-it-because-i-dont-do-erudite-commentary-or-does-dennis-miller-not-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=318","title":{"rendered":"Is it because I don&#8217;t do erudite commentary, or does Dennis Miller not dance?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday evening, I pulled my tuxedo out of the closet, and Marion and I went to a black-tie optional Christmas dance. It was held that early because there are enough others that will happen in the next couple weeks that the organizers didn&#8217;t want to have to compete with any of the others.<\/p>\n<p>It was an enjoyable time. They didn&#8217;t play any sambas or quicksteps, but they did almost everything else, including a couple of Argentine tangos. Lots of waltzes and rhumbas. Anyway, towards the end of the evening, a couple came over, and the man said he wanted to let me know how much they had enjoyed watching Marion and me dance &#8230; it was almost enough to make him ignore how much I looked like Dennis Miller.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t figured out if it was meant to be a compliment, yet.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, it&#8217;s not the first time I&#8217;ve been told I looked like someone else. Not even the first time I&#8217;ve been compared to someone famous.<\/p>\n<p>Back in 1974, I was in a group that got to hang out in Naples one afternoon with the wife of the American consul. One of the places she took us was a sculptor&#8217;s workshop. I soon found myself positioned at one end of his workshop, while she and the sculptor stood a couple dozen feet away and chattered together in Italian. Every time I tried to ask what was going on, he would reposition my head and she would tell me to be quiet. Eventually, I found out that he had positioned me under a bust he had done of JFK, and he was pointing out similarities to her.<\/p>\n<p>Then, in the early 1980s, I had a boss who was convinced that I looked like Dan Ayckroyd. A few years ago, the blogger formerly and sometimes still known as <a href=\"http:\/\/resurrectionsong.com\/\">Zombyboy<\/a> saw my driver&#8217;s license photo (from my last license, not my current one) at a Blogger Bash and said I &#8220;totally looked like Saddam Hussein!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe, one of these days, someone will tell me that I look like myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday evening, I pulled my tuxedo out of the closet, and Marion and I went to a black-tie optional Christmas dance. It was held that early because there are enough [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-all-about-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}