{"id":491,"date":"2009-03-19T11:39:21","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T17:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=491"},"modified":"2009-03-19T11:39:21","modified_gmt":"2009-03-19T17:39:21","slug":"consult-the-book-of-armaments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=491","title":{"rendered":"Consult the Book of Armaments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thou mayest avoid <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1163217\/Now-completely-different-Pub-closed-Monty-Python-hand-grenade.html\">unnecessary panic<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thou mayest avoid unnecessary panic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-491","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuff","category-in-the-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}