{"id":509,"date":"2009-04-16T09:08:31","date_gmt":"2009-04-16T15:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=509"},"modified":"2009-04-16T09:08:31","modified_gmt":"2009-04-16T15:08:31","slug":"a-tree-grows-in-sidorkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=509","title":{"rendered":"A Tree Grows in Sidorkin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a child, I heard playground tales that swallowing apple or orange seeds would cause a tree to grow in your stomach. After a while, I realized that those tales weren&#8217;t true.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/worldnews\/article-1169861\/Shocked-Russian-surgeons-open-man-thought-tumour--FIR-TREE-inside-lung.html\">Cue Twilight Zone music<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was a child, I heard playground tales that swallowing apple or orange seeds would cause a tree to grow in your stomach. After a while, I realized that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-the-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}