{"id":526,"date":"2009-05-14T10:57:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T16:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=526"},"modified":"2009-05-14T11:00:21","modified_gmt":"2009-05-14T17:00:21","slug":"you-say-tomato-and-i-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=526","title":{"rendered":"You say tomato, and I say &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, actually, I say &#8220;to-may-to,&#8221; also. A very funny skit I once saw (I believe it was in the film, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0083043\/\"><em>The Secret Policeman&#8217;s Ball<\/em><\/a>, but it&#8217;s been a number of years since I&#8217;ve seen that) involved an audition in which someone was asked to sight-read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theromantic.com\/lovesongs\/letscallthewholethingoff.htm\">that song<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, a couple of days ago, I was thinking about the pronunciation of the word &#8220;garage.&#8221; I&#8217;m used to hearing and using gah-RAHJ, but my mother (who came from England) used GA-ridge, so it doesn&#8217;t throw me to hear it pronounced that way. This came as a tangent line of thought from reading stories set in England, some written by English authors, and some written by American authors trying to make the character dialogue sound authentic.<\/p>\n<p>It also led into a bit of serendipitous synchronicity when I next visited <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firstthings.com\/theanchoress\/\">The Anchoress<\/a>, a website I read fairly often, but not really regularly. She has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firstthings.com\/theanchoress\/2009\/05\/12\/do-you-say-the-or-thee\/trackback\/\">post about the usage of the alternate pronunciations of the word &#8220;the&#8221;<\/a> (&#8220;thee&#8221; and &#8220;thuh&#8221;) that pretty much matches with the way I was taught.<\/p>\n<p>That was good enough, but then <a href=\"http:\/\/neoneocon.com\/2009\/05\/13\/change-the-short-and-the-long-of-the-e-in-the-and-the-great-vowel-shift\/\">Neo-Neocon weighed in<\/a> with a post that went on to discuss the Great Vowel Shift &#8230; and I love the t-shirt! It reminded me of a science-fiction short story I read (Lo! these many moons ago) about linguistic researchers who used a time machine to investigate the GVS and discovered that it had been externally-imposed, so that their vowels had been further shifted when they returned to their home time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/littlemissattila.com\/?p=8002\">Little Miss Attila follows up<\/a> with a post talking about language changes as a process abetted by the internet, and includes a description of a discussion with a friend of hers who is a linguist, and who frustrates her by saying we can tell how things used to be pronounced by the way they&#8217;re spelled. She thinks it would be better to have people use a time machine to get recordings of the language as it was spoken at the time (see last sentence of previous paragraph).<\/p>\n<p>Actually, it <em>is<\/em> true to a fairly large extent that spelling informs us of historical pronunciation &#8211; in English, at least. My senior year at the Naval Academy, I took a one-semester course in Linguistics, and I still remember bits and pieces of it. I also still have the textbooks and some of the handouts. The reason we can &#8220;track back&#8221; pronunciation of English is the same reason that English has so many difficult spellings &#8211; the language was in a state of flux <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/William_Caxton\">when the printing press became available<\/a> (see the section &#8220;Caxton and the English language&#8221;). French and most other European languages had &#8220;settled down&#8221; (in terms of phonemic orthography) by the time the printing press &#8220;fixed&#8221; them in a lasting form, but English had not, so a lot of our spellings reflect earlier and\/or variant pronunciations (&#8220;silly English k&#8217;nigg&#8217;t&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>If Caxton had chosen differently, we&#8217;d likely even use different words for things, since he had to choose among many dialects of English. One example I recall from my course was an anecdote from the time in which a traveler had difficulty ordering eggs for breakfast, because the innkeeper didn&#8217;t understand the word &#8220;eyren&#8221; &#8211; presumably a plural formed in the same manner as &#8220;oxen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Many people have decried English spelling over the years, including Andrew Carnegie and Mark Twain (who felt <a href=\"http:\/\/grammar.about.com\/b\/2007\/11\/05\/mark-twain-on-the-rotten-english-alphabet.htm\">the alphabet itself needed to be replaced<\/a>). I had hoped to finish off with a link to one of the essays I&#8217;ve seen published over the years that gradually incorporates spelling reforms until the last paragraph is almost unrecognizable, but I couldn&#8217;t find any. Instead, I&#8217;ll leave you with a link to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fortunecity.com\/victorian\/vangogh\/555\/Spell\/chaos.html\">The Chaos<\/a>, a poem that illustrates just how irregular the match is between English spelling and pronunciation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, actually, I say &#8220;to-may-to,&#8221; also. A very funny skit I once saw (I believe it was in the film, The Secret Policeman&#8217;s Ball, but it&#8217;s been a number of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,2,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-education","category-fun-stuff","category-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}