Need a laugh track? Perhaps something more versatile<\/a>?<\/p>\n Guns are such horrible, evil, nasty things that in England, you can now be convicted and sent to jail for turning in a weapon someone discards on your property<\/a>.<\/p>\n I can’t say that I listen to girl groups much (V\u00e4rttin\u00e4<\/a> is the only recent one that comes to mind, and given that they’ve released a 25th anniversary CD, aren’t they a “woman” group rather than a “girl” group?), but there are certainly some girls in girl groups that are really cute<\/a> (perky brunette alert … yow!). It would have been an attractive dress even if someone hadn’t<\/em> taken scissors to it.<\/p>\n Worst storm of the year in England<\/a>. I thought this photo was particularly impressive:<\/p>\n I never realized that Charles Dickens based Ebenezer Scrooge on a real person<\/a>.<\/p>\n You say you know a couple who’ve been together a long time? This long<\/a>?<\/p>\n I knew there was a reason I didn’t like amusement park rides.<\/a> Several years back, there was a major hailstorm in Denver (baseball-sized hail in some areas), and at least two employees at Elitch Gardens abandoned their stations, leaving people stuck on the rides. I guess the lesson here is never to get onto any ride that you can’t climb down from unassisted. Think anyone will let you practice?<\/p>\n Sure, deck your lower limbs in pants, This<\/a> makes an uncomfortable amount of sense.<\/p>\n
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\nYours are the legs, my sweeting.
\nYou look divine as you advance –
\nHave you seen yourself retreating?
\n<\/a>– Ogden Nash<\/p>\n