{"id":661,"date":"2010-01-18T09:39:44","date_gmt":"2010-01-18T15:39:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=661"},"modified":"2010-01-18T09:39:44","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T15:39:44","slug":"you-know-what-i-want-to-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=661","title":{"rendered":"You know what I want to see?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I want to see a parody of one of those Broadview Security commercials. You know the ones &#8230; a woman is at home alone or with a small child when someone breaks into the home. The intruder runs away immediately, and the phone rings with the security company calling to see if everything&#8217;s ok.<\/p>\n<p>Would you stop to answer the phone in that situation?<\/p>\n<p>I want to see the woman pick the phone up, only to hear, &#8220;Hi, Marge? It&#8217;s Betty. I just heard that Liz and Barney are getting divorced, and &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, the camera cuts the to the security company&#8217;s office, where we hear a busy signal over the image of a phone operator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to see a parody of one of those Broadview Security commercials. You know the ones &#8230; a woman is at home alone or with a small child when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=661"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/661\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}