{"id":663,"date":"2010-01-24T20:42:40","date_gmt":"2010-01-25T02:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=663"},"modified":"2010-01-24T20:42:40","modified_gmt":"2010-01-25T02:42:40","slug":"this-is-creepy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/?p=663","title":{"rendered":"This is creepy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The London Kensington Holiday Inn now offers a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,583659,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r4:c0.111068:b29974752:z0\">human bedwarming service<\/a> if you&#8217;d rather not deal with cold sheets.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to stay away from the obvious comments and just say that I find it to be a creepy offering. I don&#8217;t want my bed warmed by anyone I&#8217;m not in a relationship with. Why bother with clean sheets in the room, otherwise?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The London Kensington Holiday Inn now offers a human bedwarming service if you&#8217;d rather not deal with cold sheets. I&#8217;m going to stay away from the obvious comments and just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-the-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bendreth.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}