Miscellany 6

January 30th, 2010

I was not aware of the aftermath of the Roswell UFO incident.

Everybody knows about “Heinz 57,” right? Do you know what the Heinz 57 are?

I think I’ve got a whole new set of objections to hymns now.

I had read that California is doing this. I hadn’t realized the Feds are following suit.

And this is just unbelievable. I wonder how long it took to get from the starting point to here? It’s obvious that Pelosi doesn’t consider global warming and carbon footprints to be a problem. As Glen Reynolds says, “I’ll believe it’s a crisis when the people who claim it’s a crisis start acting like it’s a crisis.

“I got tired of misplacing my cellphone, so …”

January 30th, 2010

Jobs with iPad

” … I asked the boys in the lab for a solution.”

Ignorance shouldn’t be a verb

January 29th, 2010

It shouldn’t be a position or a strategy, either.

I recorded the SOTU last night, because I wasn’t home to watch it live. I tried, I really did, but I just couldn’t watch all the way to the end. I left the room before it was over, telling Marion that it was all lies and misrepresentations, and I couldn’t handle it any more. Gerard highlights a comment here that expresses my opinion pretty succinctly. I won’t be going to Mass about it, though … I’m not Catholic.

Our current President is actively ignoring reality in favor of continuing with his chosen agenda.

  • Not-so-subtle digs at global warming – excuse me, climate change denialists, ignoring the damning CRU data dump and other recent revelations.
  • Saying “we’re so close” to passing the Senate healthcare bill that we have to continue, ignoring the fact that a Republican won “Ted Kennedy’s seat” by promising to oppose it.
  • Talking about continuing earmark reform, ignoring the 9000-odd earmarks in the stimulus bill.
  • Complaining that the recent Supreme Court decision will allow foreign corporations access to our political process, ignoring the fact that on his campaign website, the default, standard checks had been deliberately disabled, thus allowing effectively anonymous donations to his campaign from around the world.
  • Calling for bipartisanship when the Democrats have shown that their idea of bipartisanship is that Republicans should vote for bills into which they’ve had no input.

And I would have been absolutely horrified, if I thought he had any idea about how things operate in the real world, when he said that because of our current budget woes, he was going to freeze portions of the federal budget next year, because “that’s how budgets work.”

Really? So, if I’m in debt now, with lots more money going out than is coming in, I should keep spending at my current levels this year, and next year, I keep my spending on movie rentals and lawn service at this year’s levels? That’s how budgets work? I don’t think so.

There are other things I could mention (cap & trade, energy, proposing budget cuts that will, over the next ten years, save about one month’s worth of our current budget deficits, and so on), but I have better things to do. This isn’t a website people come to for news and political commentary. I’m actually not sure how many people ever come here, to be truthful – I don’t track visitors.

The bottom line is that we have an arrogant and supercilious fool in the office of the President, and he’s lying through his teeth to us in order to enact changes that he knows the American people don’t want, and I’m sick of him.

This is going to bother me for a while

January 26th, 2010

Now that televisions are digital and flatscreen, is there a mellifluous phrase to replace “boob tube?”

On this day in 1969 …

January 26th, 2010

Tommy James and the Shondells performed Crimson and Clover on the Ed Sullivan Show.

Now, aren’t you better for knowing that?

No? Didn’t think so. Can’t say it does much for me, either. And I like 60s music.

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January 24th, 2010

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Two from Probably Bad News

January 24th, 2010

I think there should have been more thought given to this headline. Or less. Whichever.

I’ve heard of this sort of thing happening before, when someone started using his dog’s name to try to bypass junk mail.

This is creepy

January 24th, 2010

The London Kensington Holiday Inn now offers a human bedwarming service if you’d rather not deal with cold sheets.

I’m going to stay away from the obvious comments and just say that I find it to be a creepy offering. I don’t want my bed warmed by anyone I’m not in a relationship with. Why bother with clean sheets in the room, otherwise?

New toy

January 24th, 2010

I just upgraded my cellphone. I’ve been using a Blackberry Pearl for a couple of years, and although it was nice enough, I was getting frustrated with it. I’ve now got a Motorola Droid, and I’m liking it a lot better. I’ve already decided that it’s got its own set of annoyances, but they’re different, and there are two things that the Droid does that I find to be much better for the way I do things.

First, you have to deliberately put the Blackberry Pearl into “ignore the buttons” mode; the Droid does that automatically and must be unlocked to operate. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve inadvertently dialed someone because my reading glasses or a pen pressed against the Blackberry keyboard.

Second, the Droid does GMail and the web so much better than the Blackberry Pearl that it’s an entirely different experience.

It’s also got a host of features that the Pearl doesn’t. Marion is quite taken by the map capabilities, especially the GPS information that enhances it. In any case, I’m having a grand old time learning what it can do.

You know what I want to see?

January 18th, 2010

I want to see a parody of one of those Broadview Security commercials. You know the ones … a woman is at home alone or with a small child when someone breaks into the home. The intruder runs away immediately, and the phone rings with the security company calling to see if everything’s ok.

Would you stop to answer the phone in that situation?

I want to see the woman pick the phone up, only to hear, “Hi, Marge? It’s Betty. I just heard that Liz and Barney are getting divorced, and …”

Meanwhile, the camera cuts the to the security company’s office, where we hear a busy signal over the image of a phone operator.