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Thursday, November 12th, 2009Life imitates art
Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009I read a joke several years ago to the effect that the typical plot of a science fiction love story was:
1. Boy meets girl
2. Boy loses girl
3. Boy builds new girl.
It’s no longer science fiction, but I suppose whether it’s still a joke depends on how you feel about what they’ve done.
January-December Romance
Sunday, November 1st, 2009Most married couples I’ve known are pretty close in age, although there have been exceptions. The widest age disparity in a couple I’ve personally known involved a 62-year-old man who married a 19-year-old girl. I thought that was pretty outrageous, but it doesn’t compare to this.
Miscellany 3
Thursday, October 29th, 2009I’m by no means a full-blown birther, but I have always felt that there were things to be concerned about. That said, this is an interesting newspaper headline from 2004 for someone to have found. I wish I could remember who to credit for the link I followed to get there.
Ever wonder why spouts drip once you’ve finished pouring? Cyril Duez not only knows, he knows what to do about it.
I think I’ve posted a link to this clock before, but it’s worth another.
When my family moved to Del Rio, Texas in the early 1970s, I used to joke that the thing I liked best about the move was the fact that Del Rio was (at the time) about 150 miles from the nearest McDonald’s. That’s no longer the case, but Reykjavik now has similar appeal, albeit for regrettable reasons.
I have a set of Lionel trains in the garage – my mother told me that my father bought them as a present for my first Christmas, although it was years before I actually got to play with them. I’m glad this train setup wasn’t available then; I doubt I could keep from losing it even now.
Advice from Dear Abby’s predecessors.
Breaking news: Whiskey found in Antarctica.
Want to be an author? In case you want to get started during the upcoming Nanowrimo, here are two useful links for you.
This appears to be an interesting site.
I appreciate a good pun
Thursday, October 8th, 2009This one’s a little too “cutting-edge” for me, though.
Did you miss me?
Tuesday, September 15th, 2009I’m back from a week at Yellowstone. Got a few hundred photos to sort through, including a bunch of wildlife photos. I’ve got a couple of a coyote trotting across the outflow of the Grand Prismatic Spring that I think are pretty good. We saw a lot of wildlife: hawks, eagles, cranes, bison, elk, pika, marmot, mountain goat, and so on.
Anyway, I have links, some that have been hanging around since before we left, so I’m just going to cram them all in here.
These people make a musical instrument I want. It looks pretty easy to use, and more versatile than shown in this video. It’s apparently not available yet, though. As an aside, the Gundam statue in the background was used as the site of a Gundam-themed wedding.
The Guitar Guy has a lot of chords and lyrics available.
I love this photo. The vacuum cleaner just adds the undefinable “touch” to the scene. I’d love to know more about what happened.
I fixed this dish before the trip. It goes onto the list of keepers.
Prior to the trip, one of the local groceries had corn on sale, ten ears per dollar. I’ve got a bunch hung up in the basement drying as the first step in this recipe.
Madison, WI, is now on my list of places that might be worth visiting.
I wonder if the kid will get his sword back? I suspect the local burglars may try to avoid him in future, though. Presuming, of course, that they’re smart enough, aware enough, and not strung out at the time.
I’ll have to watch some of these lectures; I’ve always been interested in learning to program in LISP.
Norman Borlaug has died. Shannon Love has a nice post about him.
Speaking of Shannon Love, I like her take on the ACORN child prostitution mess.
That’s all for now.
Hedgehogs top Fringe
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009In amusing news, the best joke of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival goes to:
“Hedgehogs. Why can’t they just share the hedge?”
The rest of the top ten best, and a few of the worst, are at the link.
Doing one or two things well is insufficient
Monday, August 24th, 2009A pair of musicians in England have been given ASBOs for only playing two songs. I guess the idea now is to play a large number of songs badly to avoid police trouble.
I can understand the frustration of hearing the same two songs played over and over, but an ASBO to prevent them from playing completely seems a little over the top.
You can’t win
Monday, August 24th, 2009Miscellany 2
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009Gerard Vanderleun has a marvelous advertisement from Johnny Walker on his site. The video is over five minutes in length, and it, and Gerard’s comments, are well worth the time.
Technology marches on, and as usual, technology in service of selling things often advances most rapidly. After all, website advertisements had to show up before adblockers could be developed.
Want to read faster? The video at the link describes a method of decoupling your speech center, which is useful because vocalizing as you read will limit your reading speed to the fastest you can imagine speaking. Follow the link beneath it, though, because there’s more good information there.
Better thinking through chemistry. I can’t vouch for accuracy, or even worth, but it’s the sort of thing I find interesting to read and think about. It’s another avenue for personal improvement, but not one I’ve really investigated. There’s another avenue I’m not even going to consider, no matter how desirable it may become in the near future, until I have adequate assurances that I can’t be hacked. With reference to the link above about flash cookies, isn’t it reasonable to assume that even something like computer implants to improve your vision will be hijacked to present advertisements as soon as they start becoming prevalent? I found the first article a few links down into this site, which has some interesting articles. So far, I’ve particularly enjoyed Signs That You’re A Bad Programmer.
Forbes Magazine has ranked West Point as the number one college in the country. The Air Force Academy ranked seventh, and Navy came in at thirtieth. Back when I attended Navy, we took it more or less as an article of faith that we, and Air Force, were better academically than Army because all West Point instructors were active-duty military, while Navy and Air Force had a mix of active-duty military and civilian instructors. I have no idea if that’s still the case. One factor in the rankings, apparently, is the site RateMyProfessors.com, which many people consider to be a “sour-grapes” site.
Gaius has some interesting numbers about the size of the National Health Service in Britain. Apparently, it employs about 2% of the British populace, and is either the third or the fifth largest employer in the world. This is the model of efficiency being held up as something to emulate?
More news from across the pond: More than thirty people are injured in a collision on a roller coaster. This, of course, demonstrates the moral bankruptcy of capitalism, given that there could not have been a collision if the operators had only waited until one car was back in the station before starting the next one. Or maybe it’s because the first car wouldn’t have stopped if essential maintenance had been performed. Then again, it’s the first such accident in 86 years – that’s not a bad safety record.
Staying with British news, Dennis the Menace is now taking after his American counterpart, in that he is no longer an antisocial bully. I’m not sure how I feel about this – one the one hand, it removes a role model, as far as making a change today removes 58 years of presence. On the other, it’s a stifling of free expression, not that there is anything like our Constitutional guarantee of free speech over in England.
The British newspapers have their share of silly articles to distract people, too. Here’s an example: a composite picture of the ideal pet, comprised of “49 per cent dog, 35 per cent cat, nine per cent horse and seven per cent rabbit.” I’ve seen this sort of thing before, but it was done better. Perhaps more honestly, it appealed to me more. Back in 1978, I got to take some leave in England after one of my patrols. I picked up a copy of a newspaper which had an article describing the ideal woman as envisioned by a group of men and women. I don’t remember if it was a celebrity “team,” or just some of their reporters/columnists. They chose the legs from one woman, torso from another, and so one, and had at least one composited photo published in the article. I believe they also had photos of the “source material.” As I said, I found it much more appealing.