Why learn a language?

June 22nd, 2007

Jed points out the essay Why the Gun is Civilization. Well-said, in my opinion.

After I read that one, I looked around Marko’s site a little and found this other post, We don’t need to learn no foreignese. This one hits a couple of my other hot buttons. The first is that, if you want to learn a language for business purposes, learn English.

And, I mean, learn English. I happen to enjoy reading fanfiction, much of which is pretty bad. Some is surprisingly good, but more is abysmal. One of the things that makes for a painful read is the fact that many of the authors don’t know English. I’m not talking about the ones for whom it’s a second language – it’s usually pretty obvious when that’s the case. I’m talking about the native speakers who haven’t learned proper spelling, grammar, or idioms.

Who don’t know which to use of “to,” “two,” and “too.”

Who use “would of” instead of “would have.”

Who write (and this is surprisingly common, in my experience) “If that’s what you think, you’ve got another thing coming.”

Who use “who” where “whom” would be correct, and sometimes sprinkle “whom” in a few inappropriate places because they’ve seen it used in other writing.

Who misuse “your” and “you’re.”

Who don’t know where commas go, nor when semicolons or periods should be used in their stead.

Who use “loose” when the correct word would be “lose.”

Every word processor I’m aware of these days (and many text editors) has a spelling checker. Grammar checkers come with some, and are available for others. Books abound on the subject, both academic and popular. My daughter ran off with my copy of The Transitive Vampire; I suppose I’m lucky that she let me keep Eats, Shoots, and Leaves. English is the most common business language, for historical reasons, and because we drive the global economy. Learn to speak and write it properly, particularly if you need to use it professionally.

If you want to learn a language for purposes other than business, you can choose from any number of other languages. I have friends who learned Japanese so that they could watch anime and read manga. This was before English translations became widely available, and learning Japanese (or reading a plot synopsis produced by someone who knew the language) was about the only way to follow the action. One of these friends now travels to Japan on his company’s business; his knowledge of the language became a professional asset.

I have other friends who learned Portuguese and Swahili, because they served in the Peace Corps in countries where those languages were spoken. Another friend used to be a business translator of French.

It’s true that geography doesn’t provide much reason for Americans to learn a second language; it’s not like Europe, where a day’s driving can potentially take you through several countries. Demographics can provide a reason, though. I once read that there were 26 languages in use in the San Francisco school system, because there was a requirement that teachers be available who could teach in every child’s native language.

If there’s a Chinatown, a Little Italy, or any other such neighborhood in your city, you’ll find people there who speak that language, and I doubt that there’s anywhere in the country where Spanish wouldn’t be useful (although that leads into another rant). Here in Denver, we have a large Vietnamese community, as well as a Greektown. We have organized societies for learning French and Japanese that I’m aware of, and there may be other such groups.

To an extent, it’s intellectual curiosity – it sometimes seems that it’s actively discouraged. Accept what you’re told, and don’t ask questions. To an extent, it’s relevance – if nobody in your area speaks Catalan, unless you have a specific reason to learn apart from, “That would be a cool language to learn,” you’re going to have trouble. And, to an extent, it’s need – unless you have an actual or perceived need, there’s little to drive you toward learning another language in this country.

My needs with respect to learning another language aren’t very important; my job won’t be affected, nor will much of my personal life. It’s more for fun, and to “prevent my brain from ossifying.” I also think there’s a good chance that the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis will turn out to be correct, which is one reason (and a good one, in my mind) to learn another language.

But mostly, it’s for fun.

“I guess we’ll go back to Dale”

June 22nd, 2007

You can find this at YouTube, but none of the videos there are complete. This one, however, is:

World’s Clumsiest Reporter

Posted Jan 15, 2006

Bryant Varney constructed a Guinness World Record-sized Tower of Pisa out of Jenga blocks, but made one fatal mistake…inviting TV reporter Mike Roy to the festivities.

Could be worse

June 21st, 2007

I finally had my orthopedic consultation this afternoon – for the most part, I figured the pains I’ve got as a result of my bicycle accident would go away eventually, but I lost feeling in part of my thumb, which said “nerve damage” to me, so I wanted someone very competent to take a look at it.

In any case, I have damaged a nerve branch in my thumb, and it will either get better, or it won’t. If it doesn’t, there’s a test they can perform. The jammed finger on my left hand was confirmed as a jammed finger. My wrist is a lot better, but still painful from time to time if I use it a lot. I also injured a finger on my right hand, which didn’t become evident until some time after the accident. That one is a synovial cyst on the end knuckle of my index finger, which is swollen and painful. No treatment; apparently, they used to poke a hole at the location and drain it, but infections were very common when that was done.

My right shoulder turns out to be separated. Not very severely (a grade 2 AC separation), but I’ve now got a prescription for twice-a-week therapy sessions. Just what I need, when I’m behind schedule and on the critical path at work.

Ah, well. When they issued me this body, they neither authorized nor included a spare (other than the spare tire around the middle). I suppose I’d better try to keep it in good working order.

Movie night

June 21st, 2007

I took my daughter to dinner last night, then we went to see Paprika at the Mayan. We really enjoyed it – the visuals were stunning.

Although there really wasn’t much similarity apart from the idea of a device that lets someone enter another’s dreams in order to treat them psychologically, I found myself reminded of the Roger Zelazny short story, “He Who Shapes,” which was later expanded into the novel, “The Dream Master.”

I’d like to see some of Zelazny’s work made into movies, but there hasn’t been a good track record of that so far.

Backlog

June 21st, 2007

I’ve allowed some links of interest to accumulate for a few days, and I no longer remember where I found some of them. But here they are, shorn of context, but not bereft of meaning:

100 words every high school graduate should know. I know most of these, but there are a few I don’t, and there are several I know from context, but couldn’t provide with a complete and correct definition without help.

A cheat sheet of cheat sheets for computers: Our favorite cheat sheets.

An open-source grammar checker for OpenOffice.

The Rocky Mountain Swordplay Guild, a branch of the Chicago Swordplay Guild devoted mainly to:

the work of two 15th century masters: Fiore dei Liberi’s Fior di Battaglia (1409), and the De Arte Gladiatoria Dimicandi of Filipo Vadi (c.1482 – 87).

Next month, they’ll have weekend training in the Fechtkunst from a visiting instructor. Sounds like fun, I may need to join up. Too bad I’m going to be pretty busy at work for the near future. This one originally came from David J.

80 MBytes of storage for under $12K” – Computerworld lists some of its favorite advertisements.

Father’s Day Fun

June 13th, 2007

I saw this advertisement in the paper the other day:

Iron Dad newspaper advertisement

More information (but not much) here. Despite what the ad says, a web search shows that it’s a nationwide thing – I presume that the “Benihana Broomfield only” is so that nobody calls the number listed wanting to do this in Pueblo or Grand Junction. Anyway, it sounds like a lot of fun to me. Then again, I do have a button that says, “Cooking is great! It’s a wonderful excuse to play with knives and fire.”

At least, I used to have a button that said that … it appears to have gone astray, along with buttons that said, “Don’t just flirt, hit me with a clue-by-four” and “If the minimum weren’t good enough, it wouldn’t be the minimum.”

In any case, I won’t be doing this. I’ve already had plans set up for Father’s Day, and asking to add this would be a little over the top.

Language lessons

June 8th, 2007

Kind of a gaudy page design, but it looks interesting.

Law for Bloggers

June 8th, 2007

Maggie’s Farm had a link to 12 Important U.S. laws every blogger should know. They’re a bit more general than that; some of them are important for any website. One of the commenters pointed to EFF’s Legal Guide for Bloggers.

Looks like I’ve got some reading to do, and perhaps some changes to make.

Things have changed

June 7th, 2007

And you can find visible evidence with respect to video games here, where they’ve done a tear-down of the Atari 2600, and compared it with the current crop of video game systems.

Do it yourself has its place

June 4th, 2007

This, however, would not seem to be it.

Via News You Can Bruise.